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Competitions that probably shouldn't exist, but do

Thu Jul 9, 2009, 7:05 PM
I've been watching "World's Dumbest Competitions" and there are some games in there that are either stupid, stupider, or stupidest, hence the name. Among what I saw included:

Mullet throwing (the fish, not Billy Ray Cyrus)
Cardboard/paper maché contraption-sled-thing racing
Shin kicking
Orgasm competition (I'm not freaking kidding. There is seriously a competition to see who can make the best orgasm sound. The participants don't sign up, they willingly volunteer to compete, and anyone who has the guts to make their "sexy" sounds in a microphone wins some prize that I forget.)
Best ass competition (Not necessarily stupid, since there are some nice-ass... asses in it, but really. The prize is 15K euros [it's held in France but people from all over the world can participate] for each the male and female winners, and for some reason they get butt insurance.)
Ice swimming
Snail racing (Come back tomorrow, you won't miss a frickin' thing!)
Wing eating (Sounds normal, until you realize that your wings are not in a plate, but submerged in untold amounts of ranch dressing.)
Armpit farting
Pig calling
Some weird-ass version of rugby where there are two rules for the teams: 1. No substitutions for injured players, 2. No other rules. You do NOT want the ball in this game, because the other players have the right to beat the bloody shit out of you... which happens if you get the ball or not.
French game show involving... well endowed women crawling along rolling cylinders to reach a key that unlocks a room full of prizes. It's broadcast in more than a dozen countries, not including the US.
Porridge making
Coffin racing
Shark escaping
Cell phone tossing

Among others.
Heard of any other weird competitions? What do you think of those?
lifeofthe6, out.

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Thanks for the fav! :D

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You're absolutely more than welcome. It's beautiful quality. I did what I could to direct people to your booth, using those stickers as little samples. And I did have a blast. It was so fun just seeing everything and everyone there.

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Glad you had fun. I made only $80 all weekend. I feel
like a pile of fail... but maybe I can sell stuff on
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Ouch, that's a drag. You certainly deserve more than that. Hopefully you'll have better luck in the future.

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..eh..no more conventions for a good, long while..

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